Getting a Building Permit Approved

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Getting a Building Permit Approved

I recently applied for a building permit for a new house.

It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with nine turrets at various heights and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot green with puke pink trim.

The County Council told me to go to Hell.

So I presented the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque.

Construction starts Monday.

1 comment:

Anonymous12:01 PM
Why do you think your neighborhood should be any different than anyone elses. Why do you consider yourself special or exempt from religious freedoms?
Maybe the Mosque Master will buy your house to be close to their new temple.
I guess you would have preferred a Tattoo Parlor or Pay Day Loan.
Time for you to flee another community and avoid diversification. You can run, but you can't hide.
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