The economy is so bad that …

The economy is so bad that …

• I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

• African television stations are now showing 'Sponsor an American Child' commercials!

• I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

• CEOs are now playing miniature golf.

• Merck laid off 25 Congressmen.

• My ATM gave me an IOU!

• A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

• I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with purchase was a bank.

• Barack Obama changed his slogan to "Maybe We Can!"

• If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

• McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

• Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

• Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.

• My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

• A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

• Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

• A picture is now only worth 200 words.

• They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street."

• When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

• The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.