Tuesday, August 09, 2011

My Dog? It Just Dawned on Me.

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.

He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants.

His meals are provided at no cost to him.

He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.

For this he pays nothing and nothing is required of him.

He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.

If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.

He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.

He receives these accommodations absolutely free.

He is living like a King, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.

All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick .......

I think my dog is a member of Congress!


  1. Anonymous5:03 PM

    At least the dog pays you back with unconditional love. He doesn’t just keep on taking like Congress does.

  2. Anonymous8:12 AM

    The dog can be "HOUSE" trained, congressmen never seem to learn regardless of how many terms they have in the "House".

  3. The congress goes on vacation and don`t care who is unemployed because their salary is paid by the employed tax payer.

  4. Anonymous1:56 AM

    Hmmmm.....their retirement after this vacation is also at the public's expense, and lasts for the rest of their lives.