Older & Wiser
The older we get the wiser we become.
We've disconnected our home alarm system and quit our “candy-ass” Neighborhood Watch.
I bought two Pakistani flags on eBay and raised them in the front yard, one at each corner, plus I put a black flag of ISIS in the center.
Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.
I've never felt safer and we're saving $49.95 a month.
Finally, "MY" tax dollars at work!