Monday, June 11, 2012

Have You Ever Thought of These?

A boiled egg is … hard to beat.

When you've seen one shopping center … you've seen a mall.

Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was … resisting a rest.

Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? ... He's all right now.

If you take a laptop computer for a run you could … jog your memory.

A bicycle can't stand alone; … it is two tired.

In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism it's your Count that votes.

When a clock is hungry … it goes back four seconds.

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine … was fully recovered.

He had a photographic memory … which was never developed.

Those who get too big for their britches will be … exposed in the end.

When she saw her first strands of gray hair… she thought she'd dye.


  1. Anonymous7:48 AM

    Finally, something that doesn't talk about moronic county government. Must have been hard to find such a story.

    1. Anonymous9:33 PM

      I whole heartedly agree. Maybe this trash thing will finally pass with this court action and settlement.

  2. Anonymous7:33 AM

    Finally, something laughable that doesn't involve St. Louis County government.

  3. Anonymous6:10 PM

    Sleazy malpracticing Mt. Diablo Hospital performed a colonoscopy/endoscopy yet misreported results on an obvious GI bleed. Now the bleed will be diagnosed, but since I lost MediCal it won't be covered.
    The intent is to create an obligation with a white knight who will be used to control this Situation.