When you've seen one shopping center … you've seen a mall.
Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was … resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? ... He's all right now.
If you take a laptop computer for a run you could … jog your memory.
A bicycle can't stand alone; … it is two tired.
In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism it's your Count that votes.
When a clock is hungry … it goes back four seconds.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine … was fully recovered.
He had a photographic memory … which was never developed.
Those who get too big for their britches will be … exposed in the end.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair… she thought she'd dye.
Finally, something that doesn't talk about moronic county government. Must have been hard to find such a story.
ReplyDeleteI whole heartedly agree. Maybe this trash thing will finally pass with this court action and settlement.
DeleteFinally, something laughable that doesn't involve St. Louis County government.
ReplyDeleteSleazy malpracticing Mt. Diablo Hospital performed a colonoscopy/endoscopy yet misreported results on an obvious GI bleed. Now the bleed will be diagnosed, but since I lost MediCal it won't be covered.
ReplyDeleteThe intent is to create an obligation with a white knight who will be used to control this Situation.
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